SPIDERDAN!

Here we have one of our Cowpatty fans SpiderDan! SpiderDan put this race car together (if you can actually call it that) for his daughter's school project! He threw a "CPN" sticker on that race car (box) and a #15 (dripping paint) for Jason Hamilton (honestly Jason, we had nothing to do with this). I gave Dan his name because I think he resembles Tobey McGuire a little bit? But after this poor excuse for a school project he did for his daughter...well Dan...I think you have more of a train wreck going there! I was able to lamely put you in your spidey suit which kinda matches the lame race car! I really like how your legs and body go different directions! I am kinda glad you didnt put Beer City on that deal! Here's to you SpiderDan, hoping you and Kirsten Dunst are able to put together SpiderDan 4! PRICELESS!