Tuesday, December 28, 2010

THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY DURING THE HOLIDAYS!





1. I prefer breasts to legs.

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I fancy a little dark meat for a change. (Or vice versa.)

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat!

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it n?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

19. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

20. Wow! I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

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