TRUCK DRIVER

Yesterday I was sitting at a stoplight, minding my own business, waiting for the light to turn green.

A carload of five bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half- burned American flag duct taped to the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.

Suddenly an 18-wheeler came roaring through the intersection and t-boned their car, demolishing it completely and killing all five of the Muslims in the car.

For several moments I sat there in shock, thinking to myself, "Holy Crap, that could have been me...!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.